After Scarecrow gets home from a night of drinking, one of his favorite things to do is go into the basement with T-Lew and listen to his shitty country that no one knows. The floors in our house are wood and very thin, so when he decides to do this I can hear the music clearly as well as him singing. I lived in a fraternity house last year so I am used to noise like this at three in the morning, but I am curious to know what the two of them are doing down there. The only thing that comes to mind is that they are doing something along the lines of Broke Back Mountain. When I told Scarecrow this he got pouty faced and didn’t know why I thought he was gay, and then pretended like he couldn’t remember being in the basement at 3am.